= = | For immediate release. =Microsoft Revolutionizes the Computer Industry!|Bill Gates Does it Again!|Attention Stockholders! =Have you ever wanted to ?|Microsoft will let you . =surf the internet|explore strange new worlds|abuse the power of your computer|explore the limitations of the human mind|go spelunking on the lunatic fringe =Microsoft announces for |Bill Gates today demonstrated the all new for =Microsoft Word|3-D Visual Studio .NET|MS-DOS|Microsoft Project|Microsoft Excel =2.0|55.0.1|3.1.2.3dr7|0.0.0.1r =Windows XP. |Vista. |Macintosh. |UNIX. |VAX/VMS. |UNIVAC. |Linux. |X-Box. |AMD quad-processors. =The software will enter beta testing in 2009. |The release date has been extended until the next blue moon.|Bill Gates expects it to be the best thing since Microsoft Bob.